Random Superhero Generator

[guycoolspore2]

Yup. I've used this and it makes some interesting powers, such as turning any cockroach into kevlar. Huh.

Anyways, I was thinking that you guys should use it and post your results below. Once it gets repetitive, however, is when you can start making your own up or finding other random superhero generators.

Link:www.rps.net/cgi-bin/stone/randpower.pl

I'll start.


Mason possesses the power to force squids to tell the truth. He likewise boasts all of the powers and talents of a chicken and he developed the talent to make turtles appear from nowhere. Mason has been known to tunnel through solid crystal, however using this power makes him invisible for five minutes.

[Noven]

Richard thundercunt is able to make duplicates of himself. Additionally, he has an incredible capacity at avoiding attacks and he can transform any skeleton into water, but only in shadow. Richard thundercunt developed the talent to read the memories of others and he attacks using a cataclysmic skateboard that can force adversaries to freeze in place. He lords over a horde of whales and he has learned to tunnel through solid cloth. Richard thundercunt can become immovable, however this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. He also has been known to change shape into a rhinoceros and he possesses the power to absorb the damage from weather and use it to boost his ability to sense yak. Richard thundercunt has mastered the ability to steal the physical attributes of his foes and use it against them and he has the power to transform his body into titanium. Sadly, Richard thundercunt becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of physical matter.


Huzzah, huzzah, for he is our lord and savior. THE WHAAAAAAAALES. I don't even. B|

[ThatOneGuysBro]

ALL HEIL THE WHALE OVERLORD!
ALLL HEEIILLLLLLLL!!!

[othone250]

Johun Othone has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all rubber with a thought. He has a bewildering skill at listening and he is able to become incorporeal. Johun Othone has the power to block vibrations and deflect them against a series of opponents and he wrangles with enemies wielding a magical proboscis that also grants an awesome strength. Sadly, Johun Othone is well-known for being woefully unskilled at picking locks.

[madhatter1990]

Mad Hatter combats rivals wielding a cruel rifle that can force foes to tell the truth. He also is protected from damage by alien technology and he possesses all of the powers and talents of a bison. Mad Hatter has been known to teleport through solid objects and he has the power to create steel out of thin air. Also, he has a fantastic skill at gathering information, however he must speak words of power to do so. Mad Hatter has the power to become gigantic and he can leap into computers using a legendary dragon. He likewise brawls using a toxic quarterstaff and he is able to sculpt and mold all water with a thought. Mad Hatter can deflect kinetic shockwaves and he boasts an outstanding attractiveness, but never while concentrating. He has mastered the ability to transform ice into crystal and he fights with an accurate pet lizard that also grants a miraculous mountain fortress carved from plastic. Mad Hatter has learned to steal the physical attributes of his antagonists and use it against them. Sadly, Mad Hatter takes harm from exposure to sand.

[zindayn]

ziggy the fish fights using a cataclysmic shield that can force assailants to run in fear, however never in bright light. Additionally, she is known for her miraculous resilience, but this power only lasts one week at a time. ziggy the fish possesses the power to steal all powers of her enemies and use it against them, but doing so drains her luck for ten minutes. She has mastered the ability to create rock out of thin air, but can only do so once a year. Terribly, ziggy the fish is handicapped by being slimy.

This things hilarious XD

[Phrost]

Dicknose the Happybringer possesses the power to transform mental energy into crystal. Also, he has a reputation for an overwhelming willpower, but using this power makes him incredibly massive for one hour. Dicknose the Happybringer carries a devastating gun made from corbomite and he has learned to view distant locations with his mind. Additionally, he has a mind-blowing dexterity. Tragically, Dicknose the Happybringer becomes insane in the presence of fire.

[Maximoke]

Jasper Joe brawls with a venomous dagger that can force assailants to freeze in place. Additionally, he developed the talent to spray psionic death from his rifle against any combatant in sight, but doing so drains his combat sense for one week. Tragically, Jasper Joe is notorious for being sticky.

This makes no sense. Whatever.

[ballerscuba]

James Doran possesses the power to transform his body into wood, but using this power makes him incorporeal for one hour. He also has learned to cause his assailants to become rigidly inflexible and he can create physical matter out of thin air. James Doran is known for his bizarre speed and he displays all of the powers and talents of a scorpion, however only in shadow. Also, he has been known to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against any attacker in sight, but never when concentrating. James Doran has the power to make computers appear from nowhere. Shamefully, James Doran becomes horribly disfigured in the presence of plastic.

....Sounds about right.

[MoombaWTF]

Moomba possesses the power to take control of ants, but doing so makes him stupid for one minute. Additionally, he is able to transform his body into adamantium and he has learned to make duplicates of himself. Moomba boasts all of the powers and talents of an ox, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Terribly, Moomba becomes completely incapable of seduction in the presence of kevlar.


....Welp.