Post by stoopkidatlhs2 on Jan 28, 2012 2:43:49 GMT -5
It was a quite spring day in some random town, the rumble of 3 massive engines echoes though the wet streets of down town random town. The vans come to a sudden stop in front of the national bank of money. The doors of the vans fly open and a small army of people run into the bank.
Luke: Ok this is a robbery, everyone lie on the floor and empty your pockets.
Rygand: I think you mean empty your pockets and get down on the ground…
The bank teller notice they robbers are not kidding they are armed to the teeth with every type of weapon imaginable.
FK: Ok, Tog, and kain you two guard the door. Aren and Valen gather the hostages belongings. Fallout and Spore go get the money from behind the counte-
Valen: Meh material possessions are overrated. (Valen walks back to one of the vans.)
FK: Right, ok I will help Aren. Red team, go find the safe, blue team tie up the hostages.
-red team is Noven, Gray, phrost, fallout, stoop, and lazor, rygand and spore. Baller too.
-blue team is Hat, Luke, TOG, Moogle, Hans, Rizem, Hachpo, kierie.
Red team goes off to search for the safe.
Hostage: aren’t you a little short for a bank robber?
Tog: WHAT!!!!!
Tog loses his temper and shoots the hostage in the head, red team hears the gunshot.
All of red team (facepalm)
FK stands in horror at having seen the act that TOG just committed.
(Hat begins to cry) Why am I even here? (grip tightens on her pistol and she starts to shake)
Hachpo rushes over to comfort hat (who he secretly has a crush on)
Valen from the van: shooting people is overrated!
Rizem: Great work Tog, you wasted a bullet. Next time shot him here in the chest, it is more painful and it will take hours for him to die of blood loss.
Everyone looks at Rizem.
Aren, luke, and FK: what the hell is wrong with you?
Noven: Ok the vault should be…..
Fallout GUYS I FOUND IT LOOK, LOOK!
The giant steal vault stands before them as they stand in awe of its size and whatnot.
Phrost and fallout begin talking about my little pony.
Noven, baller, and gray begin working on getting the safe open while stoop leans against a wall and drinks his bottle of vodka.
The MLP discussion becomes violent and loud.
Baller: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Fallout and phrost fall silent quickly. And noven begins attempting figure out how the door works.
Gray: Hold up, why the hell didn’t we look this up beforehand?
Everyone else: ummmmm…..
Rygand watches fallout and phrost intently. Almost as if he wants them to continue fighting.
Meanwhile…. In the main room.
Hans sneaks behind a potted plant.
Luke: kain, how is Tog doing?
Kain looks at the bound and gagged tog who is foaming at the mouth.
Kain: he’s normal.
Hat: I cannot take this I cannot this anymore (with tears rolling down her cheeks)
Hachpo: Don’t worry Hat, no one else will be killed I promise.
Aren finishes collecting the fat loot from the hostages. And walks it over to luke.
Aren: where should I put this?
Luke: I have no idea, ask finny.
Aren: um…. Ok (she says with a very disappointed look on her face)
Kierie: hey where is Moogle?
Fk: I think he is still in the van.
Suddenly moogle kicks the door open and yells.
Moogle: I’M HEAR FOR THE PARTY!
Everyone stares at him. No one says a word.
Suddenly Hans walks back from the potted plant.
Hans: Well, I have just called the police and they will be here any minute to deal with you all….
Kain: DEAL? Did someone say deal?
Everyone: (facepalm)
Luke and FK: walk towards Hans slowly.
Luke and FK: why Hans?
Hans: Because I*BANG*
Suddenly Hans head explodes, and bits fly everywhere.
Hat screams, and begins to cry even harder.
Kierie: who the hell just did that, and why?
The door swings open and valen pimp walks in with a high powered rifle in hand.
Valen: He was an undercover pig. I had to do what I had to do. Kain, send word to the others at the vault that the police are on their way.
Kain nods and runs off into the building.
Valen: where is Rizem?
FK: why?
They hear a loud chime.
Valen: Robbing banks is so overrated.
Valen then proceeds to walk to the van, and drive away.
Back at the vault….
Fallout: For Fucks Sake noven, are you done yet?
Noven: Not yet….
Baller and gray glare at fallout.
There is a loud click.
I think I’ve done it.
Rygand, stoop and phrost proceed to pull the door open.
Inside they find Handy, and a pink horse with an ice cream cone taped to its head and its throat ripped out…
Rygand: It was u- *bang*
Rygands head explodes.
Phrost: oh my go- bang*
Phrosts drops to his knees and dies.
Noven turns around only have his shot. He falls to the floor dead.
One buy one they all fall, until only three are left.
Fallout: you are next stoop!
Stoop: let me finsh off this fifth.
Fallout: very well
Stoop finishes the bottle and throws it at the wall.
Stoop: Ok, Have at it big boy.
Fallout shoots stoop in the head.
Handy: I’m sorry fallout… I didn’t mean to….
Fallout glares at handy and walks toward him slowly.
He enters the vault and shuts it on his way in.
Back in the main room…..
The sounds of police sirens can be heard though out the room, people begin to panic.
Aren: oh my god, What are we supposed to do.
She looks over at luke who is talking to Finny, she closes her eyes slowly and walks towards tog. She unties him.
TOG: I’M going to kill you all! Starting with you finny!
Tog pulls a knife on finny, she pulls a knife as well.
(An epic knife fight ensues)
Hachpo: Hat, don’t worry I will get you out of here. He reaches for her hand…
*bang*
Hachpos eyes widen as he reaches for his chest, he looks at his hands. They are covered with blood. He *falls to the ground* with his last breath of life he says.
Hachpo: Hat…. I….. (and dies)
Finlandia having been fighting with the rabid tog, decides that enough is enough, she looks at him and his head explodes.
His body falls lifelessly to the floor.
Aren: LUKE!
Luke: Aren are you ok?
Aren: So I wasn’t good enough, huh?
Luke: Aren what are you talking about?
Aren walks close to luke.
Aren: I’m sorry luke….
Luke: Wha-
They both raise their guns to the others head….
The camera spins around them (apocalypse now style)
There is two gunshots but it sounds like one.
FK turns around to find the barrel of a revolver in her face.
*bang*
Hat stares at the corpse and continues to cry.
Moogle looks around.
Moogle: what the FUCK just happened.
Hat raises her gun at moogle and pulls the trigger.
*click*
It is out of bullets.
Moogle ports himself to safety right as he police bust in through the doors.
Hat falls to her knees.
She stops crying, she just sits there, doesn’t blink
She begins to laugh.
Meanwhile, Kain hears he gunshots and stops dead in his tracks…
A small blade flies at him and he catches it with his teeth.
Rizem walks out of the shadows.
Rizem: kain, its time to die.
Kain: why.
Rizem: because I feel the need to kill you. I want to watch you die….
Kain *glares* Try me.
Rizem raises his made up hellsing gun.
Kain:……
Rizem pulls the trigger and the bullet is released.
Kain: FUS –RO-DAH!
Kain shouts at the bullet sending it back the way I came, striking rizem in the head and killing him.
Kain then proceeds to Tea-bag rizems corpse.
Kain looks at his handy work.
Kain: I AM DOVAKAIN!!!!!!!!!
He pulls out his map and fast travels back to Deal.
Hat is still on her knees in the middle of the corpses of her dead friends.
The police let the hostages go and hat is taken to jail.
Later that day….
The police approach the vault.
They open it
A blood curdling scream is heard throughout the entire building.
They had unleashed Fallout from this prison.
The marauding death machine would later kill everyone in that city….
And that’s how Detroit ended up how it is now.
By stoopkidATLHS2
Luke: Ok this is a robbery, everyone lie on the floor and empty your pockets.
Rygand: I think you mean empty your pockets and get down on the ground…
The bank teller notice they robbers are not kidding they are armed to the teeth with every type of weapon imaginable.
FK: Ok, Tog, and kain you two guard the door. Aren and Valen gather the hostages belongings. Fallout and Spore go get the money from behind the counte-
Valen: Meh material possessions are overrated. (Valen walks back to one of the vans.)
FK: Right, ok I will help Aren. Red team, go find the safe, blue team tie up the hostages.
-red team is Noven, Gray, phrost, fallout, stoop, and lazor, rygand and spore. Baller too.
-blue team is Hat, Luke, TOG, Moogle, Hans, Rizem, Hachpo, kierie.
Red team goes off to search for the safe.
Hostage: aren’t you a little short for a bank robber?
Tog: WHAT!!!!!
Tog loses his temper and shoots the hostage in the head, red team hears the gunshot.
All of red team (facepalm)
FK stands in horror at having seen the act that TOG just committed.
(Hat begins to cry) Why am I even here? (grip tightens on her pistol and she starts to shake)
Hachpo rushes over to comfort hat (who he secretly has a crush on)
Valen from the van: shooting people is overrated!
Rizem: Great work Tog, you wasted a bullet. Next time shot him here in the chest, it is more painful and it will take hours for him to die of blood loss.
Everyone looks at Rizem.
Aren, luke, and FK: what the hell is wrong with you?
Noven: Ok the vault should be…..
Fallout GUYS I FOUND IT LOOK, LOOK!
The giant steal vault stands before them as they stand in awe of its size and whatnot.
Phrost and fallout begin talking about my little pony.
Noven, baller, and gray begin working on getting the safe open while stoop leans against a wall and drinks his bottle of vodka.
The MLP discussion becomes violent and loud.
Baller: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Fallout and phrost fall silent quickly. And noven begins attempting figure out how the door works.
Gray: Hold up, why the hell didn’t we look this up beforehand?
Everyone else: ummmmm…..
Rygand watches fallout and phrost intently. Almost as if he wants them to continue fighting.
Meanwhile…. In the main room.
Hans sneaks behind a potted plant.
Luke: kain, how is Tog doing?
Kain looks at the bound and gagged tog who is foaming at the mouth.
Kain: he’s normal.
Hat: I cannot take this I cannot this anymore (with tears rolling down her cheeks)
Hachpo: Don’t worry Hat, no one else will be killed I promise.
Aren finishes collecting the fat loot from the hostages. And walks it over to luke.
Aren: where should I put this?
Luke: I have no idea, ask finny.
Aren: um…. Ok (she says with a very disappointed look on her face)
Kierie: hey where is Moogle?
Fk: I think he is still in the van.
Suddenly moogle kicks the door open and yells.
Moogle: I’M HEAR FOR THE PARTY!
Everyone stares at him. No one says a word.
Suddenly Hans walks back from the potted plant.
Hans: Well, I have just called the police and they will be here any minute to deal with you all….
Kain: DEAL? Did someone say deal?
Everyone: (facepalm)
Luke and FK: walk towards Hans slowly.
Luke and FK: why Hans?
Hans: Because I*BANG*
Suddenly Hans head explodes, and bits fly everywhere.
Hat screams, and begins to cry even harder.
Kierie: who the hell just did that, and why?
The door swings open and valen pimp walks in with a high powered rifle in hand.
Valen: He was an undercover pig. I had to do what I had to do. Kain, send word to the others at the vault that the police are on their way.
Kain nods and runs off into the building.
Valen: where is Rizem?
FK: why?
They hear a loud chime.
Valen: Robbing banks is so overrated.
Valen then proceeds to walk to the van, and drive away.
Back at the vault….
Fallout: For Fucks Sake noven, are you done yet?
Noven: Not yet….
Baller and gray glare at fallout.
There is a loud click.
I think I’ve done it.
Rygand, stoop and phrost proceed to pull the door open.
Inside they find Handy, and a pink horse with an ice cream cone taped to its head and its throat ripped out…
Rygand: It was u- *bang*
Rygands head explodes.
Phrost: oh my go- bang*
Phrosts drops to his knees and dies.
Noven turns around only have his shot. He falls to the floor dead.
One buy one they all fall, until only three are left.
Fallout: you are next stoop!
Stoop: let me finsh off this fifth.
Fallout: very well
Stoop finishes the bottle and throws it at the wall.
Stoop: Ok, Have at it big boy.
Fallout shoots stoop in the head.
Handy: I’m sorry fallout… I didn’t mean to….
Fallout glares at handy and walks toward him slowly.
He enters the vault and shuts it on his way in.
Back in the main room…..
The sounds of police sirens can be heard though out the room, people begin to panic.
Aren: oh my god, What are we supposed to do.
She looks over at luke who is talking to Finny, she closes her eyes slowly and walks towards tog. She unties him.
TOG: I’M going to kill you all! Starting with you finny!
Tog pulls a knife on finny, she pulls a knife as well.
(An epic knife fight ensues)
Hachpo: Hat, don’t worry I will get you out of here. He reaches for her hand…
*bang*
Hachpos eyes widen as he reaches for his chest, he looks at his hands. They are covered with blood. He *falls to the ground* with his last breath of life he says.
Hachpo: Hat…. I….. (and dies)
Finlandia having been fighting with the rabid tog, decides that enough is enough, she looks at him and his head explodes.
His body falls lifelessly to the floor.
Aren: LUKE!
Luke: Aren are you ok?
Aren: So I wasn’t good enough, huh?
Luke: Aren what are you talking about?
Aren walks close to luke.
Aren: I’m sorry luke….
Luke: Wha-
They both raise their guns to the others head….
The camera spins around them (apocalypse now style)
There is two gunshots but it sounds like one.
FK turns around to find the barrel of a revolver in her face.
*bang*
Hat stares at the corpse and continues to cry.
Moogle looks around.
Moogle: what the FUCK just happened.
Hat raises her gun at moogle and pulls the trigger.
*click*
It is out of bullets.
Moogle ports himself to safety right as he police bust in through the doors.
Hat falls to her knees.
She stops crying, she just sits there, doesn’t blink
She begins to laugh.
Meanwhile, Kain hears he gunshots and stops dead in his tracks…
A small blade flies at him and he catches it with his teeth.
Rizem walks out of the shadows.
Rizem: kain, its time to die.
Kain: why.
Rizem: because I feel the need to kill you. I want to watch you die….
Kain *glares* Try me.
Rizem raises his made up hellsing gun.
Kain:……
Rizem pulls the trigger and the bullet is released.
Kain: FUS –RO-DAH!
Kain shouts at the bullet sending it back the way I came, striking rizem in the head and killing him.
Kain then proceeds to Tea-bag rizems corpse.
Kain looks at his handy work.
Kain: I AM DOVAKAIN!!!!!!!!!
He pulls out his map and fast travels back to Deal.
Hat is still on her knees in the middle of the corpses of her dead friends.
The police let the hostages go and hat is taken to jail.
Later that day….
The police approach the vault.
They open it
A blood curdling scream is heard throughout the entire building.
They had unleashed Fallout from this prison.
The marauding death machine would later kill everyone in that city….
And that’s how Detroit ended up how it is now.
By stoopkidATLHS2