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Post by Noven on Jan 5, 2012 22:59:32 GMT -5
Alright. But then this happens: (meat ray, flesh ray, no difference Just watch to half way at least B3) I wish I had more localized Tales games.
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Post by dfuzz1987 on Jan 6, 2012 0:41:41 GMT -5
Granted, But only 5% of it got translated.
I wish I was a turtle.
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Post by Rygand on Jan 6, 2012 2:45:05 GMT -5
Granted! You're reborn as a turtle. But then some retarded kid drops you into the sewers with three of your brothers, and a rat finds you! You're all drenched in some sort of chemical sludge...
Oh, and then the rat eats you and your brothers alive.
I wish I found myself funny.
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Post by potatopumpkin on Jan 6, 2012 5:38:38 GMT -5
Granted, but now you're laughing at every sentence you say and it really pisses off the people around you until inevitably they beat you within an inch of your life. The entire time you're making awful jokes and giggling with the beatings.
I wish I was a potato potato pumpkin bomb
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Post by Mog on Jan 6, 2012 10:42:19 GMT -5
Granted, but you have no nuts. IS THAT AN OGLOP?!
I wish Mene would just give me the Sky Garden chocograph, the fluffy bastard.
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Post by potatopumpkin on Jan 6, 2012 17:29:42 GMT -5
Granted, but you get too cocky and decide that since all the treasure is yours you can kill Ozma. When you get to the fight you find Tiamat smirking at you, ready to make you his bitch
I wish I could think like Sherlock Holmes
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Post by Rygand on Jan 6, 2012 17:39:56 GMT -5
Granted, but unfortunately, it's the Robert Downey Jr. version. So you don't actually think at all, you just punch things and be gay with Watson.
I wish it wasn't so goddamn cold all the time, I MEAN FUCK THERE'S A LOTTA SNOW, DAMN IT.
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ThatOneGuysBro
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Post by ThatOneGuysBro on Jan 6, 2012 20:28:10 GMT -5
Granted, but it's because you live in Texas in the grand old USA.
I wish I had double D boobs.
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Post by Rygand on Jan 6, 2012 23:10:26 GMT -5
Granted, but as it turns out, you don't age well, and before you know it, you're nearly stepping over them tittays.
I wish I could fistfight with blue whales.
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kyram
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Post by kyram on Jan 7, 2012 1:41:39 GMT -5
Granted! The whales being, well, whales accidently crush you with their giant fists, leavin' the bottom feeders a Rygand Pancake for breakfast. I wish I could be 21.
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monospor
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Post by monospor on Jan 7, 2012 2:06:31 GMT -5
Granted. But you end up celebrating this wish by overdrinking and driving way too fast, crashing into a shelter for rescued puppies, and everyone dies not in the explosion, but in the fire that grows to consume, ironically, the fire department as well.
I wish I was a giraffe.
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kyram
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Post by kyram on Jan 7, 2012 2:09:30 GMT -5
Granted, but while driving (your head and neck is through a sun roof of course) you come to a tunnel, you hit your breaks to avoid causing serious damage to your head, and the cars behind you crash into you, causing a massive explosion that makes the Country news.
I wish I would stop killing people when granting wishes. ._.
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monospor
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Post by monospor on Jan 7, 2012 2:10:55 GMT -5
Granted. But now all your responses aren't as interesting as they could be.
I wish I could breathe under water.
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Post by Mog on Jan 7, 2012 2:20:19 GMT -5
Grantred, but you must spend the rest of your life with the face of an Argonian in a world of humans.
I wish there was a game that could make me feel it. Make me feel alive again. *swish swish*
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monospor
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Post by monospor on Jan 7, 2012 2:22:06 GMT -5
Granted. But you are the player character, and your sister is the player.
I wish uni was easier.
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