ThatOneGuysBro
Murdered One Of The K-ON Cast
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Post by ThatOneGuysBro on Jan 3, 2012 18:47:51 GMT -5
Granted that you turn into the kids at your school that you so loathe in the process of leading a slightly less boring life.
I wish there was a magic pill that took care of depression.
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Post by Mog on Jan 3, 2012 18:51:03 GMT -5
Granted, it's a cyanide tablet.
I wish YOUR MIND WIDE OPEN, I wish YOUR HEART BEAT STRONG.
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Post by Noven on Jan 3, 2012 19:33:29 GMT -5
Granted but that mea-SDDFJSADFJ *blood sprays as my head splits open* Aside from that, my heart does beat strong. Then faced horrid heartbreaking rejection that was too much a change, leading to heart failure.
I wish for A LOVE TO SING TRUE, from ME TO YOU.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Jan 3, 2012 22:06:46 GMT -5
Granted, but it's the love of a fat man that squishes you when he goes in dry.
I wish I had a blowjob whore and 10,000 dorrahs.
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Post by Mog on Jan 4, 2012 5:15:06 GMT -5
Granted, but the whore is a dog and the 10,000 dorrahs are useless since the first wave of Chinese genocide across the west.
I wish Noven's wish corruptions didn't always end in gruesome, lonely death.
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Post by Noven on Jan 4, 2012 8:37:10 GMT -5
Granted, but that means I have to stop posting in this since I'm an unoriginal git B| B( It also results in me becoming a boring mascot for some company since I have nothing better to do with my life.
I wish I had some cereal right now.
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Post by anon6655321 on Jan 4, 2012 14:45:06 GMT -5
Granted, but the cereal is dog shit made to look like wheetos, and you have to eat it all up, even the dog shitty milk.
I wish I was immortal.
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Post by Mog on Jan 4, 2012 16:15:03 GMT -5
Granted, but everything else dies around you. People, animals, life forms, planets, solar systems, universes, until you're left floating in a cold black void for all eternity.
I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.
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Post by potatopumpkin on Jan 4, 2012 18:50:09 GMT -5
Granted, but because of your odd abnormality scientists want to use your DNA to create a cure for all allergies. You're trapped, weakened, in a hospital bed for the next fifteen years until they inevitably forget you.
I wish Minecraft didn't start my game on a lone island in the middle of frikken nowhere.
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Post by Mog on Jan 4, 2012 18:57:35 GMT -5
Granted, you should have hissed. They were already crawling in the dark. The skeletons told of their return. Their self-destruction was merely delay. In the time after the cave system was opened, when the miners would waste their own swords. But nobody wanted to believe, believe they even existed. And when the sun finally dawned and everything else burnt up, it dawnssssssssssssssssss in fire. But, there is one they sired. In their tongue he is Ssss SSssS sss... CREEPERBORN.
I wish I could chill out, maxin' and relaxing all cool while shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school.
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kyram
Opinionated Little Git
50% Cynical, 50% Controlling
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Post by kyram on Jan 5, 2012 21:24:16 GMT -5
Granted, but no one joins you and you spend the afternoon totally alone.
I wish my mic wasn't broken so I could start MY Lps. >.>
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Post by Noven on Jan 5, 2012 21:34:43 GMT -5
Granted, but once you try it and something else breaks, you lose interest and give up on it. I wish I was good with words and funny so I could start my LPs
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Post by Rygand on Jan 5, 2012 22:42:31 GMT -5
Granted! But you don't have a microphone or any way of recording videos, and are thusly forever doomed to be funny to only your friends and family.
Who all die in a freak yachting accident. And I'm talking really freak, not even on a yacht. Just like, walking on the streets and BOOM, a yacht falls on them.
...anyway.
I wish I had a giant mecha called Steve.
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Post by Noven on Jan 5, 2012 22:47:15 GMT -5
Alright, but plot of Iron Giant here. As in, you love him, and he loves you. Then the military blows the fuck out of him leaving you weeping. But no chance of survival for Steve actually, that's the difference. He's just fucking gone. Oh, and also, Steve weeped and asked you why in the end. Why you sold him out, you never did, but in his final moments he thought you'd betrayed him.
I wish I had freshly baked chocolate chip cookies here.
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kyram
Opinionated Little Git
50% Cynical, 50% Controlling
Posts: 20
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Post by kyram on Jan 5, 2012 22:57:18 GMT -5
Your wish is my command! Only, one problem. . . I can only make Cookies with nuts in them. . . And, I made you allergic to nuts. . . Oops. I wish I could have a Meat Ray.
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