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Post by Mathinza on Dec 29, 2011 22:44:57 GMT -5
No idea if this is the kinda thing to go in this part of the forum, but fuck it. The whole point of this game is that one person says a wish, that they genuinely want, then someone else comes along and corrupts that wish, turning it against them. Example: Guy1: I wish i had a blue hand. Guy2: Granted, but your whole body went blue, and everyone thought you were a freak. I wish i had a Ferrari. Guy3: Granted, but the police thought you stole it, and you got arrested.. Be as Graphic as you want with this! Okay, my wish is. I wish Moogle would be my personal Ball scratcher.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 3:21:13 GMT -5
Granted, but he eats them because you never feed him.
I wish that I get partnered with Machinima, and make lots of money.
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Post by Noven on Dec 30, 2011 3:21:53 GMT -5
Granted, however you've sold out to get there, and lost all your friends, leaving you hollow and dead inside. I wish I had a pet rabbit.
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Post by (´・ω・`) on Dec 30, 2011 3:24:42 GMT -5
Granted, the pet rabbit loves you. But sometimes love hurts. And the rabbit loves you....to death. It stops at nothing to kill you.
I wish I'd been a girlie just like my dear mama.
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Post by Noven on Dec 30, 2011 3:26:24 GMT -5
Granted, but you fall in love with Twilight and go emo over the craze of it, leading you to a lonely and depressed life, with relationships that go no where leading you to cry yourself into dehydration, dying.
I wish I could stay on Google Chrome but not have Shockwave crash on me.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 3:29:12 GMT -5
Granted, but Chrome now costs money, and it's impossible to pirate.
I wish Twilight didn't exist, and nothing as bad or worse would replace it.
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Post by (´・ω・`) on Dec 30, 2011 3:31:11 GMT -5
Granted, but someone misheard you and edited Twilight Sparkle out of MLP.
I wish that Rainbow Dash wasn't a lesbo(B|)
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 3:32:51 GMT -5
Granted, but now Fluttershy is.
I wish Bruce Campbell was Supreme Commander of Earth.
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Post by Noven on Dec 30, 2011 3:35:56 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns into the game Supreme Commander and its expansion. Aliens invade and kill Bruce Campbell, resulting in a nuclear explosion. Without him, having lost our commander, all forces fall, and everything dies.
I wish I had the super powers of a deer-man.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 3:37:02 GMT -5
Granted, but you get hit by the first car you see.
I wish that Noven would stop ruining my wishes. B|
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Post by Noven on Dec 30, 2011 3:38:00 GMT -5
Granted, but now it's gonna be up to Halt.
I wish I didn't fear spiders anymore.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 3:39:05 GMT -5
Granted, but you play with one out of curiosity, and it bites you and you die.
I wish someone else besides me, Gray, or Noven would comment on this.
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ThatOneGuysBro
Murdered One Of The K-ON Cast
Problem officer?
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Post by ThatOneGuysBro on Dec 30, 2011 3:51:18 GMT -5
Granted that you lose interest and never post in this thread again.
I wish I was a pony.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 3:53:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you're Leeroy Wingkins.
I wish everybody heard, about the bird.
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kain17335
Unstoppable Badass
The Scottish one.
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Post by kain17335 on Dec 30, 2011 4:07:40 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone went insane about the bird and killed themselves, leaving you alone with 3 rabbits 1 goat and a half drunk Scottish person.
I wish to have unlimited money.
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