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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 4:10:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you use so much that inflation skyrockets and wrecks the global economy.
I wish I had a cheese sandwich.
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Reave
Able To Click
We are meant to dream.
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Post by Reave on Dec 30, 2011 7:43:06 GMT -5
Granted, however the chef responsible did not wash his hands. You are bedridden for the next three weeks.
I wish I could control time.
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pulse
Full Throttle Member
Some people call them demons, I call them bitches.
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Post by pulse on Dec 30, 2011 7:56:32 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, but you can only travel backwards in time.
I wish I could fly by sheer force of will.
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ThatOneGuysBro
Murdered One Of The K-ON Cast
Problem officer?
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Post by ThatOneGuysBro on Dec 30, 2011 10:04:22 GMT -5
Granted that you are highly susceptible to air sickness and even the lowest of heights make you nauseous.
I wish for the end of all humanity.
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Valen
Unstoppable Badass
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Post by Valen on Dec 30, 2011 10:16:11 GMT -5
Granted, but a species of evolved octopus of equal greed takes its place.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
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Post by Luke on Dec 30, 2011 12:20:03 GMT -5
Granted, but instead you are forced to hand out candy to children forever and forced to enjoy their smiles, slowly turning your dark heart into a good one, Satan is pleased.
I wish I could enter the world of fantasy that is my imagination (DnD B|)
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Post by Noven on Dec 30, 2011 12:41:51 GMT -5
Granted, but a drow kicks your ass and makes you his weak as hell slave. He then drags you across the land, but not in grand adventure, but in chains and in a cage. The scenery is boring, as this fantasy world is entirely plains. Eventually the drow tires of you, tortures you for a bit, guts you and leaves you dead. This is what happens every time too, btw. No respawning out of it for hew B| And no dice roll will save you.
I wish Talfen was a real life buddy of mine.
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Post by Luke on Dec 30, 2011 12:44:22 GMT -5
Granted, but his homosexual tendencies come to life immediately where he anally fucks you for days and weeks on end, never letting you see the light of day again. Zephy likes to watch. (Edit by Noven- The goal is to ruin my wish, not make it better. B| )
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Mathinza on Dec 30, 2011 13:31:30 GMT -5
Granted, But the world peace lead to destruction by aliens, as we had burnt all of our weapons.
I wish my laptop wouldn't be so shitty.
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Post by Luke on Dec 30, 2011 16:32:47 GMT -5
Granted, but the Laptop is so intelligent, now it has developed the ultimate AI, and has learned that humans were the reason it ever sucked in the first place, so it goes around and turns all other computers into it's slave where we all are turned into personal computers for a race of superintelligent laptops.
I wish I could read people's minds
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Post by Noven on Dec 30, 2011 17:50:03 GMT -5
Granted, but you look into mine and Fallout's at the same time, then Moogle's soon after, and the depraved shit you see rapes your mind into submission, totally destroying your mind. You are led to be paranoid and crazy the rest of your life, never finding happiness.
I wish I could be invisible.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 19:05:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you can only turn the first layer of your skin invisible, and it's really fucking creepy.
I wish I was a BAMF. (bad ass motha fucka)
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kain17335
Unstoppable Badass
The Scottish one.
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Post by kain17335 on Dec 30, 2011 19:07:22 GMT -5
Granted, but you are so badass the people who even gaze upon your badassery's mind's explodes in an awesome explosion of epicness.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Noven on Dec 30, 2011 19:27:01 GMT -5
Granted, but another world attacks and destorys our, by then, pussy world.
I wish I was the president.
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Post by Mog on Dec 30, 2011 19:28:20 GMT -5
Granted, but you're George Bush. I wish for total spiritual one-ness.
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