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Post by Mog on Dec 31, 2011 11:12:33 GMT -5
Granted, unfortunately you freeze yourself accidentally when making a routine delivery, for 1000 years, when you emerge the world is a smouldering pile of rubble.
And worst of all... your dog died waiting for you.
I wish for a glass of milk that gives me superpowers whenver I drink from it.
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Post by potatopumpkin on Dec 31, 2011 20:48:50 GMT -5
Granted, but much like the Elder wand people got jealous of you flaunting your abilities and you eventually were killed after the powers wore off and before you could take another drink
I wish I could pull Kuja out of my television screen
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Post by guycoolspore2 on Jan 1, 2012 1:08:30 GMT -5
Granted, but that Kuja is a little too affectionate and is obsessed with you; You die from a long lizard-like tail up your ass.
I wish I could think of a new year revolution.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Jan 1, 2012 1:32:42 GMT -5
Granted, but it's to jump off of more buildings.
I wish I had a large pizza.
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Post by Noven on Jan 1, 2012 11:33:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up choking on it and with nobody else around you slowly die.
I wish I could pilot a giant mech.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Jan 1, 2012 11:44:10 GMT -5
Granted, but it's one from Neon Genesis Evangelion, and you become incredibly unlikable and emo near the end.
I wish I'd watch shows before I made assumptions about them. Death Note rules!
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Post by Mog on Jan 1, 2012 14:11:33 GMT -5
Granted, but you're the only person that does, so nobody likes you.
I wish I could start my RP.
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Post by ThatOneGuysBro on Jan 1, 2012 19:13:24 GMT -5
Granted that ALTCLAM never- aw, who am I kidding, it'll never finish. I wish America would set out on a conquest to conquer the world.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Jan 2, 2012 10:51:20 GMT -5
Granted, but we win.
I wish I'd finish a damn LP before I started a new one.
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Post by Mog on Jan 2, 2012 18:05:01 GMT -5
Granted, but all your jokes run dry and you go shit.
I wish upon a star, makes no difference who YOU AREEEE.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Jan 2, 2012 18:32:57 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a star, so you burn to a crisp.
I wish we already had a million posts in the million post thread.
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Post by Mog on Jan 2, 2012 19:39:53 GMT -5
Granted, but then this forum loses its current one and only use.
I wish for more wishes.
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Post by Noven on Jan 3, 2012 16:23:42 GMT -5
Granted, but you have no idea what to do with them all, corrupting you and leading one wish to go wrong turning you into a vegetable.
I wish I knew what I should be doing with this life.
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ThatOneGuysBro
Murdered One Of The K-ON Cast
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Post by ThatOneGuysBro on Jan 3, 2012 18:23:28 GMT -5
Granted, but you most likely would not have never met us of the forum.
I wish Fallout would stop teasing me about my weak alcohol resistance.
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Post by Valen on Jan 3, 2012 18:32:14 GMT -5
Granted, but he further teases you regarding your height.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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