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Post by Mathinza on Dec 30, 2011 20:24:35 GMT -5
Granted, But your total spiritual one-ness became so great, you could not be woken from your coma, and died as you were at the point you achieved the one-ness.
I wish i could live in the Harry potter world.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 20:54:27 GMT -5
Granted, but you're now the Raven girl from My Immortal.
I wish people would stop wishing for world peace, because no one's posted what would actually happen. -_-
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Post by ThatOneGuysBro on Dec 30, 2011 21:06:09 GMT -5
Granted that no one can come up with anything remotely interesting to say because of it.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 30, 2011 21:07:29 GMT -5
Granted, but you're now the only person on the entire Earth, as that's the only way it can happen.
I wish I had a GIANT CANNON ARM!
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Post by Mathinza on Dec 30, 2011 21:15:46 GMT -5
Granted, but it shot horse cum.
I wish i could wish.
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Post by ThatOneGuysBro on Dec 31, 2011 0:08:02 GMT -5
Granted that you were too clinically depressed to care.
I wish I could return to my childhood.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 31, 2011 1:33:05 GMT -5
Granted, but you're still a cynical twat.
I wish Tog wasn't a cynical twat.
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Post by Noven on Dec 31, 2011 1:38:24 GMT -5
Granted, but it had to go somewhere, and now all the forum has turned cynical and or twat-ish due to it being spread around. Tog is now a cutesly girly man who plays with dolls.
I wish I could sail in the One Piece crew.
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Dec 31, 2011 1:41:22 GMT -5
Granted, but Nami catches you fapping furiously to her while she's asleep, and castrates you.
I wish I had a volcano.
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Post by Rygand on Dec 31, 2011 1:44:09 GMT -5
Granted, but it's only one of those shit school project ones that spews red goo.
I wish I was a little girl.
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Post by Noven on Dec 31, 2011 1:47:30 GMT -5
Granted, but Moogle vio-oh, ruin it, right. Erm. You end up being a dirty slut that has no interest except that, eventually leading to a drug life that destroys your life.
I wish I had a mansion with hidden rooms and cool stuff like that.
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Post by potatopumpkin on Dec 31, 2011 5:21:20 GMT -5
Granted, but you got lost five minutes after walking in and eventually died alone, hungry and insane regardless of your attempts to get out
I wish I lived in the Final Fantasy IX universse
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Post by ThatOneGuysBro on Dec 31, 2011 5:57:26 GMT -5
Granted that Tiamat knows where you live.
I wish for world pe- mod-ship. B|
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Post by Luke on Dec 31, 2011 10:25:26 GMT -5
Granted, but due to the fact you suck dicks, no one ever takes you seriously and you ban all of us, leaving yourself alone and forever insane.
I wish I could speak foreign languages
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Post by Noven on Dec 31, 2011 10:37:51 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't do it very well, you end up insulting a mob boss, and he ships you somewhere into the gang life. There's no way out except for, well. You've just become GTA VI. And you're playing hardcore mode, so one death and it's the real end I wish I was walking on sunshine.
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